#this isn’t just with bob

[3qu1us]

[kidicaruslover911]

fictional or not i love women and i might just perish if i don’t get to kiss one right now.

“wowzerz😰” i say wishing upon a star.

[ell-begins]

this fandom is so not it OH MY GODD

I was so so happy that we finally got bi buck - I felt seen, I felt represented. The storyline was perfect - it was simple, and beautifully acted. It genuinely made me respect the show and abc so damn much. But the fandom fucking ruined it for me. This was the fucking representation I have been looking for, waiting for, for so damn long, and the fandom had to act so fucking entilted and obnoxious that I can’t even enjoy it.

I do not fucking care how much you ship buddie, I do not care how much you want buck and eddie to get together, what I do care about is the fact that you are completely disregarding the fact that we finally have bi buck. People have been asking for this for years, but suddenly it’s not okay because it’s not eddie? Or we can’t be happy that he’s bi because of the fact that he is perfectly happy and in love with a man who isn’t eddie? Why is it that you can’t fucking appreciate what almost the entire fandom has wanted for years just because it didn’t go the way you wanted it to? You cannot find a single damn bucktommy related post (especially on the official accounts) without a large handful of people making it about buddie. If we could use our critical fucking thinkings skills for one fucking second, and maybe decide not to be fucking illiterate for just one fucking minute, then maybe we would be able to see that this post is about buck and TOMMY, not buck and eddie. Stop fucking making it about them and appreciate that we finally got what we have been asking for for years. How would you like it if we were to make a buddie post about bucktommy? Literally everyone would attack you in the comments. Why is it fair that people can do it on bucktommy related posts when it is so obvious it wouldn’t be taken well on buddie related posts. Furthermore, the fact that people have been harassing not only the actors, but the actors families? Who the fuck you people think you are? Have some god damn class and fucking respect and stop acting like literal children, it’s fucking pathetic and it needs to stop.

[basketobread]

(haima belongs to @percexe !!!)

drew these a few nights ago i like them a normal amount 👍

[baby-you-can-chive-my-car-burger]

“This years Bob's Pride design is quite sentimental. Our Art Director, Phil Hayes, told me stories of his gay father, Buz Hayes, who surfed every weekend in the 60s with his queer friends at Hermosa Beach. This photo of Buz inspired my design this year. Buz was Phil's hero.🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍⚧️” - Simon Chong

via chongster62 on twitter

You can find the Bob’s Burgers Pride Collection here where 50% of proceeds go to the It Gets Better Project!

[tinseltownie]

RIP me. Bob and Bruce 4eva

[sirbird]

I’m just messing with color schemes at this point 🧍‍♂️

[wroteclassicaly]

This world really does treat us fat people like we’re an annoyance, a freak show, side characters in every movie, never considered sexy or desired (because there’s no way that Hollywood would ever consider this). Clothes in the store, always the best-friend, constantly making jokes before anyone else will. Doesn’t matter how we try, what we do - we will always be treated this way by a majority of society unless we are this idealized version of thin. Every so often I’m reminded of this, and it stinks.

[sondheim-girly]

ok chat we doing this! this is mostly based on the musical versions of the characters.

-it’s kinda irrelevant, but for the sake of keeping track of when this stuff happens we’re gonna say that during canon bob is a senior in high school and Cherry is a junior

-Bob first starts to like Cherry wayyyyy back in the day

-like middle of 8th grade (so that it fits with my other head canons lol)

-she’s one of the only socs who won’t follow his lead without question, which he likes

-and he kind of likes that she’s just completely not interested in him

-he hasn’t really had that experience before, as the perfect charming soc who everyone loves

-anyways during sophomore year he starts to actually flirt with her more and kinda shoot his shot

-but because she only sees the him that he presents around other people she’s just so not interested

-anyways at the end of his sophomore year there’s this big soc party

-and Bob sees cherry standing with some socs staring into space clearly looking miserable

-this is definitely inspired by the lyric “I tell my friends I like their parties wishing i was somewhere else”

-normally she puts on a mask at times like these to seem as though she’s having fun

-but things are getting worse at home and it’s just too loud and she can’t stand it that night

-and Bob just got there so he’s not drunk yet, and he sees her and decides to ask her if she wants to get away

-he loves her so much in that moment 😭

-but she’s all like “I told you I’m not interested Bob 🙄”

-but he’s like “you really look miserable”

-something about how earnest he seems convinces her to go with him

-they end up driving around for hours, and that’s when she sees the side of him that he keeps hidden

-she’s shocked by how sweet and considerate he is

-the next day he asks her out again, and this time she says yes

[windy-apple]

Carol Burnett’s Hand and Footprint Ceremony

[dafuq-lyrehc]

Ves and ii: guys, I just realized something. I had a bad childhood

iii and iv: yea, we know

Ves and ii: what do you mean you know?

iii and iv: look at how you stand! People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that

Ves and ii:

[knight-lizard]

Out there is a universe where show King Lizard has thick, luxurious, wavy hair like his comic counterpart. We just unfortunately live in the one where they gave him a thin and straight fuckass bob cut.

[pollswithnogoals]

DAILY STORYLINE 1

[ell-begins]

okay this is a bit of a rant Ig but whatever

I hate when people call 9-1-1 the ‘gay firefighter show’ or the ‘show with the gay firefighters’ when referring to buddie 😭 (and kinda bucktommy tbh - a lil less tho cuz I mean,,it’s not wrong lol)

like girl this show has always been the show with the gay firefighter, Hen has been around since season 1 😭 like I get if bucktommy or buddie is who u think of when u think of the show especially when referred to like that, but like be fr henren have been here from the start give them some credit 🙁

[pwesident]

ok its late i wanna sleep. ummm homework assignment: listen to either

Bones (feat. Jofridur Akadottir) by Low Roar OR Why Did I Choose You? by Bob Acri

[arwenkenobi48]

Wish Upon A Star: Plot Breakdown (Wish Rewrite Project)

It starts out practically the same as the original, except Asha is telling the origin story of Rosas to Valentino, who is her familiar, as she’s already Magnifico’s apprentice. (Asha has the rare ability to talk to animals.)

Welcome To Rosas is sung from the citizens’ POV and is generally very upbeat, with them all singing the praises of Magnifico and Amaya. It becomes a little sad towards the end, as Asha gets her own verse about how she feels like her magical powers make her an outcast and even though she has the privilege of being Magnifico’s successor, she still longs to fit in with everyone else.

Magnifico is introduced, rushing about and getting everything ready for the ceremony, with a number of well-meaning but clumsy servants providing a little comic relief.

When Amaya is introduced, along with her pet Sphinx cat (haven’t thought of a name for him yet), she’s shown to be a vain and jealous woman, envious of all the positive attention her husband receives from the kingdom. She always pretends to be innocent whenever Magnifico or Asha is around, although Valentino can sense something off about her, frequently getting into scuffles with the cat. (Haven’t figured out what sort of animal familiar Magnifico will have yet.)

Asha is incredibly excited, as this is the first time she’ll be partaking in the wish-granting ceremony. Magnifico also lets her see the wishes for the very first time, reminding her that she’ll soon be responsible for all of them.

Much like in the original, Asha and Magnifico argue about their different viewpoints on granting all of the wishes vs only granting some of them.

Asha, in an act of defiance, decides to grant a wish that Magnifico didn’t approve of at the ceremony and it predictably ends in disaster. Asha feels deeply ashamed of what she’s done and the fact that she let down her mentor and her future kingdom.

She runs away in the middle of the night, with Valentino by her side. Singing This Wish, Asha looks up at the stars, recalling the days when she was younger, when Magnifico used to tell her all sorts of wonderful stories about them and the ancient magic they hold. She basically prays for guidance, for someone to understand her and to help make amends.

In a blaze of light, a star descends from the sky. The people of Rosas are amazed and excited. Magnifico, on the other hand, is terrified of the blinding light, as it triggers a flashback to when his home was destroyed. Even in such a vulnerable state, he still worries about Asha.

Asha finds herself face to face with a handsome young man with bright eyes and glowing golden hair. They’re both fascinated by one another and when Asha asks him who he is, he explains that he’s a star. Both Asha and Star are, well, starstruck, even more so when Asha finds out that Star can understand Valentino. She thought she was the only one and as they travel through the forest, Asha feels comforted, knowing that she’s not alone.

Meanwhile, Queen Amaya is secretly delighting in all the chaos that’s been happening. She sees this as the perfect opportunity to steal the limelight from both Magnifico and Asha. She conspires to essentially poison Magnifico against his apprentice, wanting all his attention to be on her and nobody else, even though it’s already been established that Magnifico loves her deeply and hasn’t been neglecting her at all.

Amaya’s evil monologue is interrupted by Magnifico, who confides in her about how worried he is and how he feels like he’s losing control of the situation. “I can’t find an answer in any of my books!” “Well, there is one you haven’t tried…yet.” Amaya refers to the grimoire. Magnifico is horrified at the prospect of using it, but Amaya just laughs it off as a joke, pretending that she’d never consider using it. Magnifico decides to take his best knights with him to the forest to find out what’s going on and bring Asha home.

Meanwhile, in the forest. Asha and Star are learning more about one another, with Star being incredibly curious about the human world in the same way that Ariel is in The Little Mermaid. When Asha speaks so highly of Rosas, Star wants to travel to the kingdom and see it for himself, but Asha sadly explains how she messed things up at the ceremony and how she feels like she can’t go back. Star comforts her and assures her that everyone makes mistakes and the important thing is that she learned from it. They dance around the forest and sing At All Costs. Their magic combines and spreads throughout the forest, making everything beautifully vibrant and colourful and giving humans and animals the ability to understand each other.

Magnifico and his knights come across the beams of magic and are initially frightened, with Magnifico trying not to panic, but the talking animals assure him that they won’t hurt him. They can tell he’s got a lot weighing on his mind and sing I’m A Star to cheer him up. Magnifico calms down and feels safe, realising that he doesn’t need to be afraid of something he doesn’t understand.

Meanwhile, back at Rosas, trouble is stirring. Queen Amaya, after going through her villainous plan with her cat and Dahlia (who has been her long-suffering maid for most of the story) in the form of This Is The Thanks I Get?, has decided to address the people and is using the dark magic from her grimoire to corrupt the citizens, turning them against Magnifico and Asha.

Admittedly I got a bit stuck here, but essentially Magnifico is forced to return to Rosas, only to find the people up in arms and determined to dethrone him. He turns to Amaya for help and she lies to him, telling him that Asha was the cause of the anarchy, that the people never loved or trusted him. When he asks her if she does, the evil queen simply laughs in his face, breaking his heart. Magnifico tries to stand his ground, but Amaya targets all of his insecurities, including the fact that he never had his wish granted (his wish for a child). Magnifico falls into despair and Amaya has him possessed by the grimoire.

Asha, Star and Valentino return to Rosas, determined to set things right, only to be greeted with a sight of ruin and despair. Dahlia, who has managed to sneak away from Amaya, hides the trio in a secret room, where she explains what’s happening and they all resolve to save Magnifico and the citizens from Amaya, while singing Knowing What I Know Now.

Dahlia briefly mentions that the evil spell Magnifico’s trapped in can only be broken by true love. At first, all seems to be lost, but then Asha realises something; it doesn’t have to be romantics love that breaks the spell. It can be familial love, too. She basically has an epiphany, realising that not only is Magnifico the father she always needed, but that she’s also basically his daughter. In other words, his wish was granted without him even realising it. This revelation gives her and her companions a new burst of courage.

Star uses his shapeshifting abilities to confuse/distract the castle guards as the heroes try to locate Magnifico and Amaya. They are unfortunately captured and taken to the tower, where the final battle takes place.

The possessed Magnifico attacks Asha, who fends him off with Star’s help and tries to get through to him. Amaya traps Star inside the mirror-topped magic staff. Just when all seems to be lost, Asha sings a reprise of This Wish, as she explains to Magnifico that his wish was granted. Amaya’s arrogance crumbles as she sees the spell weakening. Magnifico breaks free from Amaya’s control, Star is released from the mirror and Amaya is pulled into it, vanishing forever.

The people of Rosas are freed and everyone rejoices. Magnifico and Asha reconcile, admitting they were wrong and accepting that they’ve both still got a lot to learn from one another. Asha and Star embrace, while Magnifico has a proud dad moment.

At the very end, Star is asked what he could possibly wish for and he replies that he wishes to be human. He’d rather spend a finite life with Asha than be immortal and alone. Magnifico grants Star’s wish, then passes the mantle of Wish Granter to Asha. Star and Asha kiss and Magnifico concludes the narration that opened the film, saying: “And we all lived happily, ever after.”